100 unintentionally hilarious spam subject lines (link)
language is not on your side. most of the time it will trick you and make you think it's just there for you to use. but there are certain moments when it seems like no one is speaking, but still speaking is there. When reality has started to slough away, like a wet kleenex, and you are faced with the inhuman chatter of the real, like the sound of flutes piping mindlessly in your ear. One wonders about technology after the world ends, when among the smoldering ruins of civilization there are still electronic devices at work, sending messages to one another: PENIS POLISHING AND DETAILLING NEWSLETTER...for eternity.
PS this article is ridiculously funny.
